Best Job in the World!

I am currently slogging away writing a book about working in the outdoor activity industry. Its mostly about rain, washing wetsuits, cleaning toilets, dealing with stroppy clients, dealing with stroppy instructors and more rain! Keep an eye on my instagram for updates!

Wetsuit washing, an arduous task,

The suits are so smelly you could do with a mask.

The problem with kids when they jump in the sea,

Their natural reaction is to let go and to pee.

So when you admire the glamorous outdoor instructors, free spirited life,

Consider a moment its covert, administrative strife.

For little reward its hours are long,

And you constantly purvey a terrible, neoprene pong.

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